A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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