- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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