What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

women's rights

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

bangers and mash?

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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