- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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