- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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