What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

the WNBA.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Bob Saget

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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