- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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