- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

penis

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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