whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Asians.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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