If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Women's Rights

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Justin Beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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