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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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