- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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