whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

mitchell palmer sucks

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Women's rights.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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