What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Vaginal secretions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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