- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

The FCC

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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