- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

John lazzaro likes dick

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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