- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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