ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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this is stupid .... yep

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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