why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

I was once a hamster.

I'm Polish.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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