- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

sweating like antoni with a girl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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