Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Womens basketball

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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