- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Get up Look in the mirror

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Loperson

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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