Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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