I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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