Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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