- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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