How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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