- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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