What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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