- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

I had 99 problems Solved them all

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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