- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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