Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Gus's mom

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Major League Soccer

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

rent a cops

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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