- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

no

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

hey hey apple

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

69...you know how awkward this is now...

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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