Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

9/11 my birthday

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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