- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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