What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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