Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

whats 1 + 1? 2

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

If i open this door you can go trough it

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Anti Joke

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