Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why so serious? Your brother died.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Caroline Kelly.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

No because your face is really f***** up.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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