One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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