What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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The New York Giants

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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