What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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richard is fag

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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