- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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