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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.