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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

whats 7+4? 74

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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