- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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