WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A seal walks into a club.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Turkeys are obese

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Anti Joke

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