Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

poopy is poopy

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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