An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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