Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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