- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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