- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

A black man walks out of a police station

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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