Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Women deserve equal rights.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What are annoying? Ads.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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