I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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