- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

speak now or forever hold your pee

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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