Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Equal rights!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Blacks

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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