two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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