What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Massie is a fatass

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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