- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What's red and funny? The holocaust

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*