What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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I am a mime

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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