- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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