-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Religionh

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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eoin burgin is fat

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Heskey time.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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