- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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