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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Christianity.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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