A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

N-E Pats never cheated

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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