- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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