- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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