- Anti Joke

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

thomas!!!!