Well this is pointless.....

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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I hate blackniggers

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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