one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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