- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

NASCAR being considered a sport.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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