- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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