- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Dance is a sport

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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