- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Death by kayak

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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