Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Anti Joke

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