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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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