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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

The Moon Landing.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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