Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

"Knock knock." "No."

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Women deserve equal rights.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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