- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Jordan is pregant

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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