- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

VITAMIN C!

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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