- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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