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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Hail Hitler

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A man walks into a bar

I put my baby in a microwave.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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