What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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I'm hungry.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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