- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

[Set up] [No punch line]

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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