Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What? Huh?

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Penis

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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