Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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This is not funny.

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Anti Joke

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