A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Anti Joke

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