911 jokes are just plane wrong

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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what are three short words? i a am

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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