- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Jordan is pregant

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

whats my name? Matt

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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