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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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