knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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obama

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Anti Joke

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