Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Dumbledore dies.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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